Talk:Trash Cans/@comment-31368543-20170222154418

I first fell in love with savoury diabetes taste of mcdona;lds fries when i9 saw these trash cans on my television ij my cave. they spoke to my soul they said 'bitch come get fat' and so I did. I felt at home here at mcdicks wehere the trashcans whispered in my ears. I was with my own kihnd. I havenot left since than. every day I sit in the trash cans waiting for people to throw out their garbage so u may lick it and remember what it was like to be a child. if only I could remove myself from this can. but I cant. I shant. my enormous body mass does not allow me to exit. I bathe in the grease of burger wrappers. I'm stuck here all thanks to these talking trash cans. my family. I missed my sons wedding beccausew of these god damn trash cabs. I was not even invited to ut. but god knows I do not regret my decision to come here and be with my people