The Unquestionably Very Important Pile of Fries

The Unquestionably Very Important Pile of Fries is and an a ver y powful artafact the bestoves ultria engery to whover eats t he fes. Officer Big Mac bfore churning ina a coplet scum idiot ( I HATE COPS !!!! ) was keeping them seeld anway in his trains gronsfd. AFter a HUGE evil appears he lets Stark Frion eat one, letting him gain da mega ultra super epic gaming power adn Ronald McDonald fucking dies