| Ketchup | |
|---|---|
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| Type | Condiments |
| Ingredients | Blood |
Ketchup is a condiment made from the souls of the damned. It is available on McDonald's menu items as well as being available in packets, sold as Fancy Ketchup. As of 2014, Heinz ended a contract with McDonald's and as of March 2014, McDonald's creates ketchup by personally visiting Satan himself and asking for a blood sacrifice to fuel their capitalistic desire.
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